The Oracle Reveals
Fresh Off the Boat
“Welcome, Sweet Summer Child”
Your Essence
Everything is new and magical
Bourbon Street enthusiast
Humidity shocked
Pronunciation pending
Full of potential
You scored Fresh Off the Boat—and before you get defensive, that's not an insult. Everyone starts somewhere, and New Orleans rewards those who approach her with humility and curiosity. Yes, you might still be pronouncing things wrong and yes, you might have spent too much time on Bourbon Street. But you're here, you're interested, and you're taking a quiz about how NOLA you are—that counts for something. The city has so much to teach you. Class is in session. Pay attention, ask questions, and for the love of all that's holy, venture past the Quarter.