The Oracle Reveals
Krewe du Vieux
“The Satirist's March”
Your Essence
Irreverent by nature
Adults-only energy
Political satire appreciator
French Quarter creature
Mule-drawn loyal
You're waiting for Krewe du Vieux, because you know that the best Carnival tradition is the one that makes fun of everything—including Carnival itself. This adults-only, mule-drawn parade through the French Quarter delivers biting satire, inappropriate humor, and the kind of irreverence that reminds everyone: sacred cows make the best barbecue. You appreciate that real New Orleans isn't polished; it's raw, honest, and willing to laugh at itself. When Krewe du Vieux rolls, the truth comes out sideways.